Sabrina Brody was raised by wolves in a Siberian forest until the age of eighteen, when she decided to pursue a degree in writing because she wanted to guarantee a prosperous vocational education in the creative arts. Eight years later, she spends most of her time being overly critical of CSI plots, obsessively sending fan mail written in her own urine to Pete Doherty, and dancing to Britney Spears’ ‘Circus’ with her headphones on. She enjoys Big Love, Big Country, and Bob’s Big Boy. A journalism teacher once told her she was condemned to be a writer. She plans to spend the summer searching the Romanian mountains for a gypsy to remove this curse.
