Tori and Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood started season three on the Oxygen Channel last night, and boy have things changed!

When we first meet Tori and Dean again, they have just moved out of their Fallbrook bed and breakfast (or, as Tori so fondly called it, the “B & B“) because they couldn’t swing the payments. They now reside in a 2,800 square-foot rental in Hollywood, where Dean is busy preparing to resurrect his acting career, Tori is preparing for the release of her new tell-all book, and they are about to become parents again.

But then the real drama begins!

While Dean is away in Canada shooting a movie with Ving Rhames, the landlord of their current home tells Tori that he wants to sell their house…in 30 days! (That bad man!)

Dean’s new hobby, scuba diving, is a tad distressing to our little Tori, not only for the danger involved but also because of the hot 20-something scuba instructor that seems to be flirting with her boy Dean! (Oh, that bad girl!)

As her new tell-all book is about to be released, Tori frets over how the book will be received by her ex-husband Charlie, her fans, and the thorn in her side, the Wicked Witch of the West to her Dorothy, the Queen Elizabeth to her Princess Diana – Tori’s mother Candi Spelling! (Talk about Mommie Dearest!)

They’re in their driveway…they follow them on the freeway…they’re breathing down their necks…they’re the paparazzi, and Tori and Dean are getting sick and tired of having them around! (Those bad men!)

Gosh, with all this drama, what is a diva and her hubby to do?

Yeah, yeah, I know some of you may think this all trite and much ado about nothing, but hey, I know my Tori, and if anyone can get through life’s adversities with her head held high and her eyes perfectly mascara’d, it’s Mrs. McDermott herself!

And if that isn’t worth an hour of air time, then I don’t know what is!

(Tori and Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood airs on Tuesdays at 10:00 pm on Oxygen)

Images courtesy of Oxygen.